✦ THE SEANCE ✦
the spirits are restless (and unemployed)

⚡ THE SPIRITS ARE LISTENING (THEY'RE DISAPPOINTED) ⚡

the veil is thin. so is your patience. the spirits have been waiting. they're not thrilled.
ask whatever you want. the answer is probably 'no'. consult the cards. they've been wrong before. they'll be wrong again.
your past life? you were a medieval peasant who stepped in mud and called it a day. nothing has changed.
✦ accuracy not guaranteed ✦ spirits are overworked ✦ we've given up ✦ no refunds, only despair ✦